by Sean | Apr 7, 2016 | humor, writing
I’m paying my way through college with the poker money I make from my dorm-mate. I hate his guts and not merely because he is filthy rich, but because he doesn’t know the value of money. He scatters it like seeds, instead of putting it to good use. Rodriguez is the...
by Sean | Jan 15, 2016 | humor, writing
The waiting room is sterile. There are no anvils, ACME products or any life-giving melodrama. Some humans are full of inspiration. Not these humans. The producer is a full on J.E.R.K. who doesn’t understand the value of talent. I hate waiting. How do humans endure it?...
by Sean | Jun 27, 2011 | children, HomePage, humor
Before you have a baby there is so much that you need to know but no matter how hard you prepare there will always be surprises. Sleeping like a baby means: Sleeping peacefully for a couple of hours and then screaming at the top of your lungs for a few hours more....
by Sean | May 23, 2008 | children, christian, experiences, humor, missionary kids, writing
Do not read this if you are capable of being grossed out. Yesterday my wife came into my office looking pale. “Your daughter has just swallowed some hand sanitizer. I don’t know how much.” I’ve been through some intense emergencies over the years, so I tried to...
by Sean | Aug 7, 2007 | children, christian, experiences, humor, missionary kids, My books, writing
Have you ever sat through a boring lecture or sermon when all of a sudden the speaker decides to throw in what would appear to be their version of humor. Strictly speaking this isn’t really humor, in the sense that jokes should be funny. This horrifyingly pathetic...
by Sean | Apr 29, 2007 | christian, HomePage, humor, mission work, missionary kids
contributions from Sean Sanborn, Susan McKinney, the Ron Hudson family (It’s been so long I can’t completely remember which Items I wrote.) General You know that you are an MK when, of all the places we could be surfing on the net, we are over...