by Sean | Jun 2, 2016 | children, humor, writing
There is a secret word that people use to describe when a baby throws-up on you. It is called “Posit.” It may be short for “deposit” but it is nothing like the experience you get when putting money in the bank. It is more like the experience you have when asking for a...
by Sean | Jun 27, 2011 | children, HomePage, humor
Before you have a baby there is so much that you need to know but no matter how hard you prepare there will always be surprises. Sleeping like a baby means: Sleeping peacefully for a couple of hours and then screaming at the top of your lungs for a few hours more....
by Sean | May 23, 2008 | children, christian, experiences, humor, missionary kids, writing
Do not read this if you are capable of being grossed out. Yesterday my wife came into my office looking pale. “Your daughter has just swallowed some hand sanitizer. I don’t know how much.” I’ve been through some intense emergencies over the years, so I tried to...
by Sean | Aug 7, 2007 | children, christian, experiences, humor, missionary kids, My books, writing
Have you ever sat through a boring lecture or sermon when all of a sudden the speaker decides to throw in what would appear to be their version of humor. Strictly speaking this isn’t really humor, in the sense that jokes should be funny. This horrifyingly pathetic...
by Sean | Mar 25, 2007 | children, christian, humor, My books, writing
Before beginning this baby business I thought that your wife got big for a little while, then went to see the doctor and then the baby popped out. I was an idiot. Pregnancy So I was playing a computer game and I realized. That’s it. I’m grown up now. I...
