Before you have a baby there is so much that you need to know but no matter how hard you prepare there will always be surprises.
- Sleeping like a baby means: Sleeping peacefully for a couple of hours and then screaming at the top of your lungs for a few hours more.
- Sleep moves from your list of needs to your list of wants.
- Trash cans: The easier it is for you to throw those diapers away the easier it is for your child to eat them.
- Toilet guard: One more thing to accidentally pee on. And your guests won’t know how to use it so they will break your toilet trying to get the latch open.
- Clear Plug guards: Very irritating if you are plugging in a night light in the dark.
- Baby Barriers: Easy to trip over.
- Strollers: Mold magnets.
- Poo: It gets smellier as your child gets older.
- Babies only smell like babies after you put baby lotions and powders on them.
- People who say it is financially easy to squeeze a baby into your budget‚ clearly have big budgets.
- You sterilize their milk bottles but let them drink yucky bath water.
- Expensive toys= useless, cardboard=very useful, expensive adult toys like remote controls and cell phones= invaluable
- Each child is such an individual that baby books are mostly useless.
- Potty training is really Parent training.